My buddy gave me secret tip for a new dating site - they currently have more female than male members and women there are so horny, that it is ridiculously easy to find a quick fuckdate. I’ve tested it and it’s working - found my naughty slut in a 6 minutes. 😉 So stop jerking if you are horny and test it for yourself now 👉 BROWSE PROFILES! 🔞 And you know what’s the best? It was cheaper than my last dinnerdate!
Сначала мне было очень грустно, я даже плакала, потому что ничего не получалось, я чувствовала всем телом, что этого не достаточно… Все, конец и пора сдаваться. Потом я вспомнила, что умею это, я помню это и могу! И сделала крыло, такое же, как 4 года назад! понимаешь?
These are what I use when I need a break at work or from studying. I like them because they usually take just enough time for me to enjoy without feeling super guilty.
Commaful: stories are super short and perfect for quick breaks. they have everything from fanfiction to poetry. try to stick to just one tho otherwise you’ll get sucked in Bouncy Balls: Bounce balls. The most mindless thing ever. just bouncy, bouncy, bouncy Mental Floss: learn epic stuff. you’ll learn everything from pop culture to tech to history and more!! short and fun Don’t Even Reply: I started reading this and couldn’t stop laughing at work…it’s some dude trolling people on craigslist. i can’t….stop….laughing…. This Is My Website Now: Fun little games, takes just a few minutes but great for a break Oddee: REALLY REALLY weird stories Pixel Thoughts: this is more when you have a tough day or a rough time. a short little meditation fixes everything right up! Silk: Create dreamy works of art with your mouse. Have fun subconsciously drawing genitalia. Akinator, The Web Genius: This magical genie thing that is stuck in your computer and can read minds. It was 2/3 for me. not bad!
WARNING: I am not responsible for late homework assignments, missed quotes, or deadlines
I read Commaful and Don’t Even Reply every day lmao. reddit is also really good
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